Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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