If i come over, it means nothing
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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