I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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