Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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