they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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