Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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