Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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