Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he had hair everywhere except his balls
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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