Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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