oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had sex on a roof
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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