Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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