Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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