He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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