Bisexual people are plain selfish.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Randomize
