What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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