matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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