I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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