ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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