you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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