bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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