Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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