i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
