East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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