She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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