I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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