The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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