Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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