you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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