Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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