btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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