Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just had sex on a roof
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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