ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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