We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize
