Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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