Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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