You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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