i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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