just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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