I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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