Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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