Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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