Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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