But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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