I just saw a hot homeless man
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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