Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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