I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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