i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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