so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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