kristin has been a bad kristin
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Randomize
