seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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