if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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