my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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