talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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