So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That's when you crack a 10am beer
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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