If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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